ALIENS landed on Westminster Bridge in the early hours of April 1st, in a dramatic landing that caused Met Terror Police alarm.
The area in Westminster has been cordoned off by Police with MI5 agents patrolling the perimeter.
Phillip J. Fry – an eyewitness – told Politicalite: “I just couldn’t believe it! I’m sick of foreigners illegally entering Earth! This is our planet! We want our planet back!”
Sources told Politicalite that the aliens have been taken to Downing Street to meet Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
The PM will not be making a statement at noon today. APRIL FOOL!
More will not follow.