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BREAKING: Police Confirm ‘Major Incident’ Above Skies Of Britain

LANCASHIRE Police have confirmed a ‘major incident’ above the skies of Britain. 

The force said in a statement: “Our Emergency Control Room is jammed as we are currently dealing with a high demand of calls.”

“There is an ongoing incident which has occurred and we are receiving a large amount of calls throughout the Lancashire area in relation to this.”

“This relates to a blurred red light flying through our skies and the patter of tiny hooves on roof tops.”

“Various specially trained officers have been dispatched to areas of Lancashire and with our new body cams which our officers are wearing we have managed to slow down the footage and the blurred red light is several reindeer pulling a sleigh with a male dressed in red with a white beard sat holding some reins.”

The suspect also has a large sack of presents in the back. After a thorough investigation and taking into account eye witness reports we can confirm that Father Christmas is here!”

“Lancashire Police would like to appeal to all children to go to bed so that Father Christmas can finish his job and make it safely back to the North Pole.”

MERRY CHRISTMAS! 

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