ANOTHER ANGRY DAIRY PROTEST ATTACK WAS CARRIED OUT TODAY IN AN ATTEMPT TO SILENCE FREE SPEECH, THIS TIME AGAINST MEP NIGEL FARAGE.
THE OUTSPOKEN Brexiteer was attacked by a die-heard remainer whilst campaigning for The Brexit Party in Newcastle today ahead of the impending Euro Elections.
Fuming from the surprise attack, Farage castrated his security staff, saying “Complete failure. You should’ve spotted that a mile off” before being escorted to safety in a car whilst acne-ridden confused socialists jeered and applauded the stunt.
The attack comes after a Muslim thug throwing a McDonalds milkshake over Tommy Robinson started a new bizarre craze among the far-left, in a clear display of a lack of the intelligence required to debate their point.
So far, Politicalite can exclusively confirm that despite arrests, no convictions have been made, and the attacks have been shamefully commended by the mainstream media.
Heading over to Twitter, Farage made a brief statement about the incident, saying that “Sadly some remainers have become radicalised, to the extent that normal campaigning is becoming impossible. For a civilized democracy to work you need the losers consent, politicians not accepting the referendum result have led us to this.”
Following the attack on Tommy Robinson, Police have been asking local Mcdonalds to stop selling milkshakes during visits from prominent right-wing politicians. The ban had been imposed in Newcastle city centre, but it is believed that the moronic individual who attacked Farage had purchased one from elsewhere.
“It’s almost as if a new craze has been invented’, said Professor Anthony Glees, a politics and security specialist at the University of Buckingham.
“As a professor of politics, I’m against any attempt to throw objects at politicians… Milk-shaking, like egging, is violent and aggressive. We need to keep violence of any kind out of our political life.”