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COALITION OF CONFERENCE CHAOS: Theresa May’s speech goes very, very wrong as May is handed her P45

If you thought you were having a bad day, then, believe me, its nothing compared to Theresa May.

PRIME MINISTER Theresa May’s conference speech today will be remembered for all the WRONG reasons.

The embattled PM got handed a P45 by comic Lee Nelson, had a coughing fit and saw her robotic slogan literally MALFUNCTION behind her.

It was a metaphor for her chaotic and useless government that is literally falling apart at the seams, and everyone but Theresa knows it.

SEE THE COALITION OF CONFERENCE CHAOS!

HERO LEE NELSON HANDS THERESA MAY HER P45

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/915593456663302145

THE STAGE LITERALLY FALLS APART BEHIND HER

https://twitter.com/JamesSlevin/status/915594387538825217

THERESA HAS A COUGHING FIT #POORTHERESA 

https://twitter.com/needleholeshop/status/915537412213833729

The P45 said it was ‘issued by’ Boris Johnson.

Under ‘reasons for termination’ it said: “Neither strong nor stable. We are a bit worried about Jezza.” Total tax to date said: “Ask Phillip”.

SEVERE BREACH OF SECURITY

A source told Politicalite that bosses were livid and said:

‘How the hell can we have snipers on the roof, an island site, police with guns and then f*cking Lee Nelson [manages] to hand a fake P45 to the PM!’

No10 said after the incident: “We are expecting there to be a thorough investigation into what’s happened.”

A Conservative spokesman said: “In light of the arrest during the Prime Minister’s speech we are working with the police to review the accreditation process and security arrangements for Party Conference.”

The Tories announced there would be an inquiry into conference security after Nelson managed to get so close to the front – right next to the PM and the rest of the cabinet.

Justice Secretary David Lidington says “questions will be asked” and Philip Hammond said: “I’m sure the conference organisers will be looking into that breach”.

Despite the chaos, Theresa May saw the funny side, and tweeted this… •coughs•

https://twitter.com/theresa_may/status/915567812831318016

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